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aprilmarch) wrote2020-11-16 11:52 pm
aprilmarch) wrote2020-11-16 11:52 pm
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Item 99999999999 - No Object
This item number is deliberately left blank for administrative purposes.
UPDATE 01/07/2020 - A review of DPA archives using newly introduced antimemetic protocols suggests there is, in fact, an object logged under this number, and the original entry was a falsehood designed to prevent its entry from being erased.
The object appears to be a powerful antimeme, an object that causes people to forget about its existence.
Current review of archives has revealed the following about this object:
- It is currently under DPA control, and has been handed down from a precursor agency.
- It is not dangerous and does not possess anomalous effects that are of immediate concern, other than the fact that its existence is forgotten.
- It is a physical object, small and light enough to be carried in one hand. It is stored appropriately in a DPA site.
- There are at least four DPA researchers responsible for its continued containment. They are also unable to remember the object exists and how it is contained until a yearly protocol is activated. The details of this protocol are unknown.
- At least one of the responsible researchers has been in this position for less than two years, which suggests it is possible to pass on responsability for the object.
No further data has been ascertained. It is believed that more data does exist, but is forgotten as soon as it is learned. If this theory is correct, more stringent antimemetic protocols are necessary.
This item number is deliberately left blank for administrative purposes.
UPDATE 01/07/2020 - A review of DPA archives using newly introduced antimemetic protocols suggests there is, in fact, an object logged under this number, and the original entry was a falsehood designed to prevent its entry from being erased.
The object appears to be a powerful antimeme, an object that causes people to forget about its existence.
Current review of archives has revealed the following about this object:
- It is currently under DPA control, and has been handed down from a precursor agency.
- It is not dangerous and does not possess anomalous effects that are of immediate concern, other than the fact that its existence is forgotten.
- It is a physical object, small and light enough to be carried in one hand. It is stored appropriately in a DPA site.
- There are at least four DPA researchers responsible for its continued containment. They are also unable to remember the object exists and how it is contained until a yearly protocol is activated. The details of this protocol are unknown.
- At least one of the responsible researchers has been in this position for less than two years, which suggests it is possible to pass on responsability for the object.
No further data has been ascertained. It is believed that more data does exist, but is forgotten as soon as it is learned. If this theory is correct, more stringent antimemetic protocols are necessary.